Emperor of the North, King of the Bo's A no-1. This motorcycle started out life as a 1982 Honda CB900f. Well much like a Bangkok crossdresser it is far from what it started as. The motor has been  striped, bored, rebuilt and coated, Then reassembled by our master motorcycle  technician in the end giving an additional 85cc's of augmented girth to this bad boy. Also  breathing new life into the motor are some Dynojet enhanced carburetors. Fitted with some pod filters which have been modified to work. (Yes we can make pods work on a motorcycle) . Then we added  a four into one exhaust. And then as if that wasn't  enough we slapped on a cone engineering  muffler  that belts out notes that would make Louis Armstrong fumble. 

You ain’t stopping at this hotel kid.  My hotel.......the stars at night, I put them there.  And I know the Presidents, all of them.  And I go where I damn well please, even the Chairman of the New York Central can’t do it better.  My road kid, and I don’t give lessons and I don’t take partners.  Your ass don’t ride this train.  Hey kid you got no class..............Hits the bums kid.  Run like the Devil.  Get a tin can and take up mooching.  Knock on back doors for a nickel.  Tell them your story.  Make em weep.  You could have been a meat eater kid..........But you didn’t listen to me when I laid it down.............Stay off the tracks.  Forget it.  It’s a bum’s world for a bum.  You'll never be Emperor of the North Pole Kid.  You had the juice kid, but not the heart and they go together.  You’re all gab and no feel and nobody can teach you that, not even A-No.1.  So stay off the train, she’ll throw you under for sure.  Remember me for that.  So long kid.


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